Philip “HAWK” Hawkins doesn’t just dream about killing vampires… He eats, sleeps, drinks and freakin’ breaths it! After getting kicked out the Army for staking a fellow soldier with a blunt two by four, Hawk almost dies of boredom working as a night security guard at a deserted office park in his hometown of Santa Muerte, California… USA. Just when it looks like all Hawk’s options in life have expired… Filthy-ass blood-sucking vampires appear! And of course… Nobody even freakin’ believes him! With his back up against the wall, his sweaty Karate Kid headband on and hordes of blood-thirsty murderous vampires closing in, Hawk enlists the help of the one person who kind of believes him… Revson “REV” McCabe, a dimwitted, vegan-pacifist groundskeeper. Together they join forces to save the whole entire freakin’ world! Well… At least their hometown anyway.
- Runtime01:24:43
- LanguageEnglish
- CountryUnited States
- DirectorRyan Barton-Grimley
- ScreenwriterRyan Barton-Grimley
- ProducerAJ Gordon, Ari Schneider, Ryan Barton-Grimley
- CastRyan Barton-Grimley, Ari Schneider, Jana Savage, Richard Gayler
Philip “HAWK” Hawkins doesn’t just dream about killing vampires… He eats, sleeps, drinks and freakin’ breaths it! After getting kicked out the Army for staking a fellow soldier with a blunt two by four, Hawk almost dies of boredom working as a night security guard at a deserted office park in his hometown of Santa Muerte, California… USA. Just when it looks like all Hawk’s options in life have expired… Filthy-ass blood-sucking vampires appear! And of course… Nobody even freakin’ believes him! With his back up against the wall, his sweaty Karate Kid headband on and hordes of blood-thirsty murderous vampires closing in, Hawk enlists the help of the one person who kind of believes him… Revson “REV” McCabe, a dimwitted, vegan-pacifist groundskeeper. Together they join forces to save the whole entire freakin’ world! Well… At least their hometown anyway.
- Runtime01:24:43
- LanguageEnglish
- CountryUnited States
- DirectorRyan Barton-Grimley
- ScreenwriterRyan Barton-Grimley
- ProducerAJ Gordon, Ari Schneider, Ryan Barton-Grimley
- CastRyan Barton-Grimley, Ari Schneider, Jana Savage, Richard Gayler