A mysterious package arrives at the lair of the Slow Poisoner and his golem, Ook. Inside is a lump, and it proceeds to grow many, many eyeballs.

We find ourselves in an "EC horror" comic book reality of Riktus Grim and Edward Mise, two elderly Casanovas well past their prime…and their lives for that matter. The old gents prepare themselves for the arrival Mildred Price, the subject of their affections. They dust off their old bones for a night of dancing, dining, and a few surprises. Unfortunately, their centuries old rivalry accidently results in Mildred’s untimely demise. In this world however, death is far from the end, and the gents have not heard the last of their lady fair, as Mildred will have the last dance.

Arachné is a famous weaver. One evening, as she thinks of a negative review of her work, her questions and anxieties appear in the form of a double spider that she fights throughout the night.

Isaac is thrilled when his friend offers him the use of his family’s cabin in the woods to lose his virginity. But when his first time goes horribly wrong, he begins to believe it may be the work of a sinister circumcision cult!