When Alex, a young woman in college, is dissed in love for the nth time, she retraces her not-so-casual hookups, one fuckboy at a time. She takes the audience on a journey as she meets the dark, sexy senior (who looks like a vampire), the goofy freshman who skates, and finally – the golden-boy-next-door. As she wades through cigarette smoke, tiny hats, Carhartt jackets, and false promises, Alex turns to you, her audience, to help her understand how to navigate this tricky landscape.