Based on real events, real people, and real things they actually said, MY DINNER WITH WERNER is a wildly bizarre and wacky farce about a 1987 dinner date with a murder plot as the main dish.

My Dinner With Werner

Misguided people from various walks of life meet in a craft brewery's parking lot to joust on bicycles of double the normal height, raise money for a nonprofit bicycle shop that focuses on urban transportation equity, and to attempt to recapture the American Dream. This is definitely a documentary, as it highlights the frenetic event that is The Tall Bicycle Joust. But, it is also a pilot for the unscripted TV/ web series, SMART PEOPLE BEING STUPID.

The Tall Bike Joust

In this action comedy, a dental assistant/kung-fu enthusiast is hopelessly addicted to an extremely unhealthy snack called Grabbles. He commits to fighting the addiction on his own, only to realize the snack company Happy Cakes is responsible for his failed attempts to quit and is much more sinister than he thought. He must seek out the help of others to conquer his addiction and defeat Happy Cakes once and for all. The film still needs to be sound mixed and color graded.

Vigilant (work in progress)

A man finds happiness readily available in a vending machine in an airport only to find the obtaining that happiness is much more difficult than he originally anticipated. Once he attains happiness we learn that we are never truly happy.

Happiness is a $1.25

On his quest to reach the south pole, a man has an unlikely encounter with an Australian immigration officer.

Steve of the Antarctic

A man waits in line to get into heaven, but desperately needs to use the restroom.

Something Like That

A man insists on being furniture for his wife.

Bad Furniture

A Tinder date goes foul when the beauty of the "science" of Flatulentology collides with the sophistry of the "science" of Iridology.

Iridology

No Bad Press

A young, charismatic congressional candidate, Jose Mayez, must decide--with the help of his advisors-- how to proceed with his seemingly doomed campaign.

United States of America

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